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MIMI AND NIKKO SCANDAL IN ATLANTA SEX TAPE REVIEW *NSFW*

Published April 21, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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What a major disappointment this was to watch.  First off it was very mediocre, regular couple sex.  This tape should be called Snooze in Atlanta, because I found myself fast forwarding through most of the video.  Mimi needs to attend a how to bounce on a dick classes, because her reverse cowgirl is pitiful.  If I had to give it a grade it would get a D+ at best.  Do not expect to see hardcore fu%king and sucking in this video. Expect more love making I wanna be pretty and dramatic for the camera type action, which bored me to sleep.  The power of editing is so misleading, I want my 30 minutes of life back, but aye, at least I didn’t pay for this garbage.  Here are some pics below of Mimi and her man Limp Noodle in action:

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Booooooooooo!!!! 👎

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LASHONTAE HECKARD & BRANDON JENNINGS ARE A COUPLE!?!

Published April 19, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Took awhile for me to report on this since most people don’t know or care who these two DLISTers are, but it’s kind of interesting. Lashontae is a video vixen and extra actress on the BET series “The Game” while Brandon Jennings is a ball player with the Detroit Pistons, and also the Ex Fiancé of singer Teyana Taylor. The interesting part is Lashontae and Teyana are friends 😕.

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Lashontae was also the lead in Keyshia Cole’s “Trust and Believe” video, the one where Lashontae was sleeping with her man, and I guess she really is about that creep life. Her dating her friends Ex fiancé is foul, yet this THOT pocket is proud and heartless. Chris Brown said it best “these hoes ain’t loyal” so Lashontae that one is for you boo. She tends to date the thirstiest of men ie: Nelly who allowed her to be seen with him, and now this thirst trap Brandon Jennings who just last week made Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown’s Ex) his WCW *smh* who is also one of Teyana’s friends. Either this guy is a groupie for Industry exes or he’s an even bigger creep going after Teyana’s friends. Either way it’s lame and pathetic. What a tangled web they weave.

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Thirsty THOTS!  Watch Lashontae play herself in the Keyshia Cole video below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

BASKETBALL WIVES L.A. – SEASON 3, EPISODE 8 RECAP

Published April 8, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Okay, so I’ll just jump right in on the first thing I want to address which is Jackie Christie, her daughter Chantel and Draya.  Jackie is a old messy ass miserable bored crow, and despicable for bringing her immature ass daughter on this show to be humiliated.  Jackie is obsessed with Draya, and just won’t leave the girl alone.  She clearly tried to cause strife within Draya’s relationship with Orlando Scandolous by showing Draya the text messages (which were harmless) he sent to her daughter. Jackie then goes the extra mile to her daughter confront Draya, after Draya told her messy ass there was no need to sit down and talk to her hater daughter.

Well Draya and her man Orlando Scandolous did a pop up/in on Jackie and her daughter and that’s when the ish hit the fan.  Jackie’s daughter Chantel was pissed about it, wanted to fight, and never admitted to smashing the homie like Orlando said she did.  Jackie’s crow ass got loud and belligerent yelling at Orlando, calling him MF’as and ugly, basically making a fool of herself.  Finally Draya and her man decided to leave since they didn’t get the confession they were looking for from Chantel about sexin Orlando’s friend, and Draya called them some lying ass bitches.

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To make matters worse, Jackie call’s Sundy’s irrelevant non factor ass after the fiasco, and of course SUPER HATER  ass Sundy comes thru saying Doug should beat Orlando’s ass. This broad Sundy even has the nerve to say Draya & Orlando should’ve left on a gurney.  I swear this SUPER SLORE is a miserable soul.  We all know Doug might wanna beat Orlando’s ass with his penis, and that’s about all the beating he will ever do with that flaming ass blue pearl necklace he wears looking like it’s two beads away from choking his neck *rolls eyes*

 

 

 

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The rest of the episode was not as eventful. Jackie is still working on her Cognac, and got invited to France to work on her product.  Sundy’s ole ratchet never been anywhere ass, screamed for joy, since she has no story line or life outside of being Jackie’s evil side kick on the show.  Why is she there, maybe she blew both Jackie and Doug for a spot on the show, I wouldn’t be surprised.  Anyway, she invited the other girls to attend to trip, not sure if she should invite Draya.  Brittrash is insecure about leaving her man, for obvious reason’s.  She’s knows he’s a hoe and probably can’t wait for her to leave.  Anyway, that’s pretty much it for the foolery until next week.  I’m done!

 

CHAD “HOECHO” CINCO SAYS HE WILL NEVER BE MONOGAMOUS

Published April 2, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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So Chad “Hoecho” Cinco sat down with Peter Bailey and gave his take on the question “Can men be monogamous?”  Obviously, according to Chad the Hoe, the answer is “NO”.  The self proclaimed “weirdo” and what I deem him as “The Head Butt King”, was very open with his interview with Peter.  Here are some excerpts from the interview below:

On Some Men Not Being Able to Commit:
There are men out there that are willing to give their all, that have the discipline to be able to give them that storybook ending, that fairytale as I so call it. I think I’m good for that for about about 6 months. I’m on track, I’m good, [but] I don’t care how fine you are, I’m going to lose interest.

On why it seems as though most beautiful women are out there (or crazy)
It’s just the way it is. The badder you are the more activity that’s coming at you. That’s just the way it is. No substance. Outside of shoes, purses and clothes. What’s next? What else do you have to offer besides your looks? What can you do besides look good?

On How he Feels About Evelyn:

E was dope that’s all I can say because that chapter was gone, that chapter was played so my last thoughts will always be positive. E was dope, she had her sh*t in order. 

Anyone I’ve ever dealt with…look I’m not putting pressure on you. Those unrealistic pressures of you having to deal with just me.  I would never do that. There’s so many people out here. There are regular people. People right there in the middle and we have these power players, high rollers that I feel that can get any everybody they choose.

On if he’s made critical errors in his past relationships

I didn’t make any critical errors, I always tell the truth from jump. Discipline I lack it, dealing with one woman, let’s think rationally, let’s think logically. It ain’t have nothing to do with South Beach, it ain’t have nothing to do with Miami.  I don’t care how fine you are, for every fine woman, there’s a dude that is tired of that same woman. Human nature is undefeated and what I’ve always done, even in my past relationship, is tell the truth from jump. I never lied, I’m not going to lie to you. Why sell you a dream?

These ninjas ain’t loyal! I dun told ya’ll!!! This turd looking ninja is doing what these day??? *crickets*  I really don’t know, and don’t really care since his football career is a distant memory, but if women want to sleep with this arrogant chimp, they got whats coming to them which is absolutely nothing *crickets*  watch the video of the interview below, and please comment on how you feel about the topic, Can Men be Monogamous?

 

 

IS THIS YOUR THOT? 2CHAINZ PUTS GROUPIE ON BLAST!!!

Published March 28, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Oooooh Tina, they got chu’ boo.  You know you have some nerve trying to sue over this, because you were obviously down for whatever, and mad you got blasted for it.  Take this as a lesson learned hun, the thirst will get you caught up and caught out there.  At least you’ll get 5 minutes of groupie fame for it.  Please watch the video below folks…SMH!

After she got wind of the video and realized she was being clowned, she posted the following message on IG to her followers:

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Girl bye! You’ve been served, just stop.

JUDGE ORDERS LUDACRIS TO PAY 10K A MONTH TO HIS BABY MOMMA TAMIKA FULLER

Published March 24, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Those lies you told didn’t work Luda *SMH* A judge has ordered Ludacris to pay his 3 month old child’s mother, Tamika Fuller 10,000.00 per month despite Ludacris claims of only making 1,800.00 per month. The “I got Hoes” rapper said his income dropped substantially after actor Paul Walker’s death, causing the Fast and furious movie in process to be put on hold. Filming has resumed and the Judge has spoken, and the hoe juggler Ludacris needs to pay up. Maybe next time he’ll strap up and pull out, or maybe even keep his pole in his pants to avoid all of the drama. On top of having to pay, he also lost on the custody end, as full custody was granted to Tamika while he received supervised visits. Seems like this may just be the beginning of a nasty battle.

Since impregnating Tamika, Ludacris and his African girlfriend Eudummie…oops Eudoxie have moved to a Miami mansion, away from the strippers of ATL to the vixens of Miami Beach and the infamous KOD aka King of Diamonds strip spot. Good luck with that one Eudoxie, just make sure your man makes it rain on his baby girl Cai Bella Bridges. I’m out!

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JHONNI BLAZE – POPULAR HOUSTON STRIPPER ARRESTED IN CONNECTION WITH HER BOYFRIENDS MURDER

Published March 19, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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The self titled “Twerk Queen of Houston” Jhonni Blaze has been arrested, and is locked up in Atlanta. Real name “Jzapal Jackson” aka Jhonni Blaze is said to have been on the run since her 30-year-old boyfriend, Brian Washington, was shot dead just outside of Houston’s NOX nightclub on December 25, 2013. It appears Jhonni Blaze fled to Atlanta “to avoid being questioned by homicide detectives” — leading a Harris County, TX judge to declare Jackson a “Fugitive From Justice.” According to the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office, the 5′ foot, 157-pound stripper was arrested about a week ago on March 5, 2014. She’s being held at the Fulton County Jail, without bond.

This hoe  stripper is also known for the incident where her water broke on stage while twerking, and for being very rude and disrespectful towards R&B singer Keyshia Cole on social media regarding one of her friends sleeping with Keyshia’s husband Daniel “Boobie” Gibson.  She obviously isn’t the brightest crayon in the box fleeing to near bye Atlanta as a getaway *SMH* When will these ratchet hoes learn.  Oh well, hopefully she saved up some stripper coins for a top attorney because she’s definitely going to need it.  Somebody call Phaedra Parks.

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NBA BALLER DESHAWN STEVENSON IS ENGAGED TO FITNESS INSTRUCTOR JESSICA MARIE…

Published March 19, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Atlanta Hawks guard Deshawn Stevenson just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Jessica Marie. Now this is interesting since his Ex “Ariane Williams” of the new season of BBWLA says her relationship with Deshawn was “complicated” when Co-star Malaysia Pargo asked her if they were still involved. Ariane also gave co-star Draya Michele a hard time over dating Deshawn in the past, and was very territorial & confrontational with Draya about her children’s father Deshawn. Welp, I wonder how Ms. Ariane feels about this…lol. Here’s some pics of Deshawn with his ex Draya and of course new pics of him and his new wifey to be Jessica Marie.

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Draya days

Here’s a pic of Ariane Williams, the confused Baby momma:

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Last here’s Deshawn with Wifey to be Jessica Marie:

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Seems very clear to me Deshawn is a happy camper with his woman Jessica. Congrats to them, and chile BOO to Ariane!

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BASKETBALL WIVES LA SEASON 3 EPISODE 5…SUNDY CARTER IS STILL IN HATER MODE

Published March 18, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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So episode 5 aired yesterday with pretty much the same drama. Malaysia wants nothing to do with Brittrash. Brittrash is sad her husband must go play in Germany without her, while he smiled when she cried, probably relieved he’ll be away from her in the arms of a German prostitute. Brandi’s hubby also must leave to play ball, but they are so loving as a couple ❤️ I love it. Now on to the real deal….these messy birds:

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Jackie is still the biggest instigator, and Sundy is always there with her lifetime supply of haterade for Draya *SMH*

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This episode the hate begins because to Jackie and her minion Sundy, Draya looks “mad” as if she’s not having fun. Womp womp so the drama unfolds. Yet I want to take sometime to shade Ms. Sundy, The Ultimate Hater. She’s a low down bottom feeding thieving horrible mother who also has a child by married man and proud of it. This woman needs to have several seats and worry about herself! Take a look at her arrest record, her tweets about it, and the infamous pic she posted of her daughter with a penis at her mouth.

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Sundy, you lose my dear. So turn in that lifetime supply of haterade, and pick up a load of humble pie, because guess what boo, your like school on Spring break, you have NO CLASS booboo. 🆗💯

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Worst Mother of The Year Award Goes To……Sundy Carter from Basketball Wives LA Season 3

Published February 19, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Wellllllll, Miss Sundy Carter is one of the newest cast members on this New Season of Basketball Wives L.A.  She is an actress who’s had a couple roles in D List films such as “State Property” “Next Day Air” and “Boss’n Up” to name a few.  She has already started off this season with a Birkin bag of Drama with fellow castmate Draya Michele…

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Sundy along with the very messy Jackie Christie, recently did a interview with CNikky.com where she blasted Draya saying the following:

“I feel like she’s faking it until she makes it because everything she does is just so, not authentic. It’s just not real,” Sundy told CNikky.com. “You know, she portrays things like, you’re the ambassador of this that and the third, when you’re not even getting a check. I know the ambassador for these companies you understand what I’m saying? You don’t get a check for that.”

Addressing Draya directly, Sundy demanded, “I need you to post your pay stub and show me. Show me, show me the money!”

It’s interesting she has so much to ask Draya about when not long she was involved in the ultimate online scandal exposing her very own teenage daughter Deja Carter on Twitter performing fellacio. Now why would any mother on Earth expose her underage daughter in such an act? Obviously one with no damn sense or tact who needs her chin checked! Check out the pic she released via Twitter below and the tweets that came along with them:

 

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She later tried to defend her actions with these follow up tweets:

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Only to clap back with a lie about her “page getting hacked” GIRL BYE! You are officially WACK! In my book. Raggedy Ratchett Sundy! #GurlBoo

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Yeah. Ok.