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MOMMA DEE FROM LOVE & HIP HOP ATLANTA “UNTOOTH” ON STAGE

Published September 7, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

Damn Momma Dee! This right here is just….Damn! Lil Scrappy needs to buy his momma the Queen to the Throne some reliable teeth. This is almost as sad as her singing career. Not only did she butcher Anita Baker’s song, but the tooth loss took the cake!!! Well hopefully this will be a sign to keep her day Job (whatever that is) or at least fire her dentist. I say she should partake in both.

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DAME DASH SPEAKS ON JAY Z’s BEAT DOWN BY SOLANGE

Published May 27, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Dame Dash, Jay Z’s former business partner weighed in on the epic elevator fight seen all over the net. He definitely enjoyed seeing the beat down and thought it was “hilarious”! Check out what Dame had to say here…

Dame has no filter when it comes to Jay, and I love it. It’s good to get some inside info. on Jay Z and his real persona, since him and Beyoncé are usually picture perfect. Interesting to say the least, although I hope they (Bey, Jay, Solange) were able to laugh at this once the smoke cleared.

TORREI HART’S OPEN LETTER TO HER MEGA MINI EX KEVIN HART…

Published May 21, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Torrei wants the world to know Kevin’s new woman Eniko Parrish is a homewrecker. Don’t get it twisted though, she appreciates what he does for her in the industry and their children, but he was cheating and Ms. Eniko was one of the reasons for the divorce.

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Torrei Hart writes:

@kevinhart4real has been my biggest inspiration I’ve watched him from the beginning he is the hardest working man I know. But in order for people to grow and prosper sometimes God will force you out of someone’s shadow. The hardest thing I ever had to do was lose my family. But as I heal and grow I understand why it had to happen. Yes I was broken at a point in my life but that is only natural for someone who’s had to suffer what I had to suffer.

She notes the timeline to when their relationship ended, adding:

Our divorce was finalized two years ago and we were only separated 8 months prior to the divorce. Despite what @kevinhart4real has said and the time frames he is trying to establish Eniko Parrish @neekibaby was his mistress and was one of the reasons that broke up my family. I have more proof but Kevin should just be honest for both of our healing. I want @kevinhart4real and I to be friends like he portrays we are to the media.

@kevinhart4real has gained success by using his family as his number one source of material. From his stand up to his tv shows he’s used my personal life as his main story line. So at this place in my career I know he is one of the reason doors are opening up for me. And I am grateful to him for that. And we both have been blessings to each other in that area. So now that the doors are opened the work ethic that I have always had is no longer standing in his shadow pushing his career, now it’s shining so I can have my own.

Ummm….that was a big ball of Praise and Shade at the same damn time. Mini man Kevin left his “Ride or Die” for a new model “Trophy Prize”. Leaving the woman he struggled with and helped him to the top for the Blasian beauty who’s on his arm
because he’s on top. These ninjas ain’t loyal! Common Hollywood antics.

Be sure to watch TORREI and more this season on Atlanta Exes on VH1.

CARMELO ANYHONY GETS CAUGHT LUSTING FOR RIHANNA

Published May 9, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Rihanna is bad news when it comes to these ninjas out here. When I saw this pic all I could do was drop my head and chuckle a little, because that look he’s giving her is priceless! It’s one of those “damn you could get the BUSINESS” looks or either “Bitch you wrong fa that dress” lol!!! Ass all in a ninja face like damn!👀 Either way, I’m sure LaLa wasn’t too happy about this pic hitting the net. Makes you wonder like hmmmmmmm…👀🙊😐

Just had to post this one up as pure comedy. SMH

MIMI FAUST BOYFRIEND NOKIA MAKES A SONG CALLED “SHOWER ROD”

Published April 19, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Talk about lame! This guy Nike Nikko really is thirsty for fame. This has to be thee worst song I’ve heard in 2014, and it’s sad this clown was serious when he made it. If Nokia don’t have several seats with this bullsh!t. Listen below and you be the judge…please share your opinion of this “shower rod” song.

PORSHA WILLIAMS ARRESTED FOR FIGHT WITH CAST MATE KENYA MOORE, TAKES GLAMOUR MUG SHOT…

Published April 17, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Porsha Williams turned her self into Fulton County PD due to a warrant for her arrest for the altercation she had on set at the reunion taping of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Porsha was arrested for battery, and released on 2,000.00 bond. Word is Porsha has filed a aggravated assault case on Kenya Moore, since she snitched and couldn’t her beating she asked for.

The fact that Porsha rolled into the PD and took this glamour shot has me laughing. This chick is something else *smh*. I’m really curious to see how Bravo will handle this incident in terms of firing one or both of them, or maybe even keeping them both. Either way I’ll keep you posted as soon as I get the tea. Developing…..

REGGIE BUSH THROWS MAJOR SHADE AT KIM KARDASHIAN ON INSTAGRAM

Published April 16, 2014 by sheezacoldpiece

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Reggie Bush, former boyfriend of Kim Kardashian has a new chick he’s proud of. His new woman “Lilit” bares an almost scary resemblance to Kim Kardashian, being they are both Armenian brunettes, with identical body types. Reggie posted the following picture of Lilit below with the caption “Beautiful things don’t ask for attention” 🙊 We all know Miss Kim K is a attention whore to the thousandth degree so, yes, that was shade.

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Now if I was him, I wouldn’t have picked this picture of my girl to throw shade with. Chick looks like a dude and very handsome at best in this pic. This will only give Kim and her crew something to chuckle about at best. Anyway, at least the quote was nice, and it’s great to see he’s happily in love and over Kim KarAsshian.

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